The Sweet & Lovely People Appearing To Run The Federal Government

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Meet Eric Holder. Such a sweet guy..really. Almost became vice president to Obama. Settled for Attorney General. First cabinet member to be held in contempt of court. An extra in the FAST & FURIOUS, a huge supporter of the War on Terror. AND he loves him some drones.

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Martha Martha Martha! This lady knows how to party! Why didn’t we get an invite to the Spa & Casino?!…Not nice Ms. Johnson. If she’s not ignoring complaints about illness and death (who cares about that anyway?)…or spending time visiting the local psychic she’s probably getting a henna tattoo on the beach. God knows she needs some sun.

Not “that there’s anything particularly wrong with her”

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The Honorable Samuel Kent. Look at that handsome devil. Whaaaat?! Convicted of sexual abuse. And STILL tried to keep his $163,000 salary for life. Who wouldn’t?

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Uh-oh. It’s Senator Menendez! Allegedly solicits child prostitutes in the Dominican Republic. Who knows? Maybe that Dominican girl is just out to get him.

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Felipe SIXto got off with SIX hundred thousand dollars. He DID say sorry though.

I could go on, and on. But even if the story DOES happen to make the news. Whoever went down for it, probably wasn’t the person responsible. Well…except Samuel. He was definitely responsible. 😉

So hate who you want, whether it be Obama, Kim Kardashian, or the girls in the Bad Girls Club.. they are all here to distract us from the real problem.

The Man Behind The Mask.

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